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Madam Teetch | |
File:Teetch | As the world's fourth-foremost expert on the composition of soil in the 48th latitude of the northwestern quadrisphere, Madam Teetch feels her talents are being wasted here at UC Santa Cruz. However, through a clever combination of blackmail, tenure, and staff meeting featuring homemade cookies, we have enticed her to teach "just one more year"-- every year since 1988. She enjoys dogs. |
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